I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.

Quote by Amy Sedaris

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Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear I want to be a food model.

My characters always like themselves.

My characters always like themselves.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not a first-place person.