I'm not a first-place person.

Quote by Amy Sedaris

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People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not ambitious.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.