My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there.

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I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not a first-place person.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear I want to be a food model.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

My characters always like themselves.

My characters always like themselves.