My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

Quote by Amy Sedaris

Topics: Funny Easter Quotes

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear I want to be a food model.

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not ambitious.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...