Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show.

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David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not a first-place person.

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

My characters always like themselves.

My characters always like themselves.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...