Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show.

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I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear I want to be a food model.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not ambitious.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not a first-place person.

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.