People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.

Quote by Dolly Parton

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I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

A degree is not an education, and the confusion on this point is perhaps the...

A degree is not an education, and the confusion on this point is perhaps the...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I...

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I...

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb......

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb......

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what...

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what...

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just...

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just...

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.