People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.

Quote by Dolly Parton

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I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have...

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have...

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do...

If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do...

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass;...

Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass;...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...

A degree is not an education, and the confusion on this point is perhaps the...

A degree is not an education, and the confusion on this point is perhaps the...

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb......

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb......

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.