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My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have...

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have...

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb......

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb......

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what...

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what...

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.