I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

Quote by Dolly Parton

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If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass;...

Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass;...

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb......

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb......

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I...

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I...

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...