I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

Quote by Dolly Parton

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Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just...

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just...

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come...

When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come...

Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass;...

Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass;...

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I...

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have...

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have...

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.