I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

Quote by Dolly Parton

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It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do...

If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do...

A degree is not an education, and the confusion on this point is perhaps the...

A degree is not an education, and the confusion on this point is perhaps the...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass;...

Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass;...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come...

When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come...

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

Who casts to write a living line, must sweat

Who casts to write a living line, must sweat

You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to...

You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to...

Except to heaven, she is nought; Except for angels, lone; Except to some wide-wandering bee,...

Except to heaven, she is nought; Except for angels, lone; Except to some wide-wandering bee,...