I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

Quote by Dolly Parton

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I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb......

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb......

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come...

When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come...

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

A degree is not an education, and the confusion on this point is perhaps the...

A degree is not an education, and the confusion on this point is perhaps the...

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass;...

Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass;...

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have...

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have...

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.