The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep

Quote by Wilson Mizner

Topics: Husbands Quotes, Men And Women Quotes

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

You sparkle with larceny.

You sparkle with larceny.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

How far would you be if doubt hadn't stopped you?

How far would you be if doubt hadn't stopped you?

When people doubt me, I make them believe with my success.

When people doubt me, I make them believe with my success.

...in doubt a man of worth will trust to his own wisdom.

...in doubt a man of worth will trust to his own wisdom.