The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep

Quote by Wilson Mizner

Topics: Husbands Quotes, Men And Women Quotes

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

Failure has gone to his head.

Failure has gone to his head.

You sparkle with larceny.

You sparkle with larceny.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

That awkward moment when you're telling your friend something hilarious and they are just like,...

That awkward moment when you're telling your friend something hilarious and they are just like,...

My friends are Peter Gabriel, Bruce Springsteen, and we're singing about mortality, getting older. It's...

My friends are Peter Gabriel, Bruce Springsteen, and we're singing about mortality, getting older. It's...