I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
Quote by Wilson Mizner
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
You sparkle with larceny.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is...
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.