I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
Quote by Wilson Mizner
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...
God help those who do not help themselves.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is...
Failure has gone to his head.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...