I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Art is science made clear.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
Failure has gone to his head.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....