I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
Quote by Wilson Mizner
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...
God help those who do not help themselves.
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Failure has gone to his head.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
You sparkle with larceny.
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.