I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
Quote by Wilson Mizner
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...
The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
Failure has gone to his head.
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...