To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
God help those who do not help themselves.
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is...
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
The first hundred years are the hardest.