“One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.Topics: Quotes about Funny Facebook StatusShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes...#Funny Facebook Status, #Humor, #Silly
That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.#Facebook, #Funny Facebook Status
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