Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo
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South Park Quotes
This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane
Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....
No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people....
If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...
Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.
Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison
Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...
Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...
Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago! - Chef
Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!
When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned
Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman
Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college....
No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...
Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....
Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman
Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand...