Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo

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Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol....

Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol....

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...

You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! -...

You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! -...

Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...

Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...

Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...

Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...

This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh

This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh

Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....

Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....

Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.

Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...

If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college....

Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college....

Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman

Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman

Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...

Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....

Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...

Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...