High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

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Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

All students can learn.

All students can learn.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.