“My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.Topics: Quotes about Funny Facebook Status, Quotes about Kids, Quotes about ParentsShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
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I don't like talking on the phone when my parents are listening. So uncomfortable.#Conversation, #Kids, #Parents
