I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.

Topics: Games Quotes, Kids Quotes

Primates will continue to play social games without the least insight into what is killing...

Primates will continue to play social games without the least insight into what is killing...

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock-n-roll.

Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock-n-roll.

Video games are engineered now, but the step I am trying to take, no one...

Video games are engineered now, but the step I am trying to take, no one...

Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.

Life has but one true charm: the charm of the game. But what if were...

Life has but one true charm: the charm of the game. But what if were...

I'm such a video game fan that being able to do voices in video games...

I'm such a video game fan that being able to do voices in video games...

Elevate your inside game. A negative attitude is below the horizon...a place for lonesome hearts.

Elevate your inside game. A negative attitude is below the horizon...a place for lonesome hearts.

Games lubricate the body and the mind.

Games lubricate the body and the mind.

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd...

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd...

Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on...

Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on...

There's a difference between playing and playing games. The former is an act of joy,...

There's a difference between playing and playing games. The former is an act of joy,...

Life, like all other games, becomes fun when one realizes that it's just a game.

Life, like all other games, becomes fun when one realizes that it's just a game.

No human being is innocent, but there is a class of innocent human actions called...

No human being is innocent, but there is a class of innocent human actions called...

Life is more fun if you play games.

Life is more fun if you play games.

I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him...

I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him...

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

Calling your mom by her first name after she doesn't answer you.

Calling your mom by her first name after she doesn't answer you.