“When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says 'Aww you were soo cute! What happened?' Tell them; 'B*tch, I got sexy, that's what happened.'Topics: Quotes about Funny Facebook StatusShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.#Facebook, #Funny Facebook Status
Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes...#Funny Facebook Status, #Humor, #Silly
My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the...#Christmas, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
