My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million miles away from Hollywood, if you know what I mean. We would hang out behind the ropes and look at…

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I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...