Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.

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The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually...

The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'

Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they...

Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they...

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what...

I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what...

When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...

When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...

The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of...

The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of...

If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.

If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

Doctrinal rightness and rightness of ecclesiastical position are important, but only as a starting point...

Doctrinal rightness and rightness of ecclesiastical position are important, but only as a starting point...

We measure success and depth by length of time, but it is possible to have...

We measure success and depth by length of time, but it is possible to have...

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

If I have made an appointment with you, I owe you punctuality, I have no...

If I have made an appointment with you, I owe you punctuality, I have no...