This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions.

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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures...

Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures...

I really don't believe in New Year Resolutions, although I do agree with the positivity...

I really don't believe in New Year Resolutions, although I do agree with the positivity...

People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will...

People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will...

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing,...

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing,...

I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.

I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot...

I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot...

This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.

This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.

New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it.

New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it.

New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about...

New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about...

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly....

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly....

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

New Year resolutions are not by force but they help us forge on better, help...

New Year resolutions are not by force but they help us forge on better, help...

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...