This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions.

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I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.

Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures...

Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures...

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing,...

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing,...

I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot...

I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot...

People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will...

People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will...

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it.

New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it.

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly....

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly....

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

I will make it sure to give my wife a good night kiss whenever she...

I will make it sure to give my wife a good night kiss whenever she...

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

Don't change because a new year is coming up but change for your own personal...

Don't change because a new year is coming up but change for your own personal...

New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about...

New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about...

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty...

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty...

I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my...

I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my...

People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them.

People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them.

I will focus more on giving rather than taking.

I will focus more on giving rather than taking.