A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

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Don't change because a new year is coming up but change for your own personal...

Don't change because a new year is coming up but change for your own personal...

People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them.

People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them.

I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is...

I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is...

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly....

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly....

I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures...

Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures...

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.

This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.

I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my...

I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my...

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing,...

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing,...

New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it.

New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it.

New Year resolutions are not by force but they help us forge on better, help...

New Year resolutions are not by force but they help us forge on better, help...

This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other...

This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other...

I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about...

New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about...

The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New...

The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New...