Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

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Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

Love is like pi -- natural, irrational, and very important.

Love is like pi -- natural, irrational, and very important.

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important

Love is like pi natural, irrational, and very important.

Love is like pi natural, irrational, and very important.

When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be...

When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be...

Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and...

Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and...

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But...

It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would...

We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would...

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

It is the privilege of posterity to set matters right between those antagonists who, by...

It is the privilege of posterity to set matters right between those antagonists who, by...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years...

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years...

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any...

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any...