Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Parents Quotes

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

It ain't over till it's over.

It ain't over till it's over.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

It gets late early out there.

It gets late early out there.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

When you're safe at home you wish you were having an adventure; when you're having...

When you're safe at home you wish you were having an adventure; when you're having...

For the mind disturbed, the still beauty of dawn is nature's finest balm.

For the mind disturbed, the still beauty of dawn is nature's finest balm.