Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Parents Quotes

We have deep depth.

We have deep depth.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

How can you think and hit at the same time?

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Never answer an anonymous letter

Never answer an anonymous letter

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...