Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Quote by Yogi Berra
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
I never said most of the things I said.
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.
I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question
You can't think and hit at the same time
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.