Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Television Quotes

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

How can you think and hit at the same time?

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.