Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Baseball Quotes

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

It gets late early out there.

It gets late early out there.

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

You can't think and hit at the same time

You can't think and hit at the same time

The future ain't what it used to be.

The future ain't what it used to be.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

The rain descends with the enthusiasm of someone breaking bad news.

The rain descends with the enthusiasm of someone breaking bad news.

Earnestness is enthusiasm tempered by reason.

Earnestness is enthusiasm tempered by reason.

More a person could feel, less he would have inclination to think to cheat, copy,...

More a person could feel, less he would have inclination to think to cheat, copy,...

Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities -...

Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities -...