You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Quote by Yogi Berra
If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
I never said most of the things I said.
I usually take a two hour nap from one to four
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
In baseball, you don't know nothing.
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
You can't think and hit at the same time
You can observe a lot by just watching.
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Never answer an anonymous letter
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.