You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Quote by Yogi Berra
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
You can't think and hit at the same time
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
I usually take a two hour nap from one to four
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
The future ain't what it used to be.
I never said most of the things I said.
How can you think and hit at the same time?
You can observe a lot by just watching.
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.