In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Quote by Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra Quotes
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...
Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...
In baseball, you don't know nothing.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Never answer an anonymous letter
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...
This is like deja vu all over again
You can observe a lot just by watching.
A truly good book teaches me better than to read it. I must soon lay...
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way. You become just by...
Well, actors get very frustrated with giving control to other people. They have their own...
Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just...