In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.