The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

Quote by John Barrymore

Topics: Men And Women Quotes

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one...

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one...

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of...

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of...

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...