I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want...

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not...

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...

Love is a game in which one always cheats.

Love is a game in which one always cheats.

He who purposely cheats his friend, would cheat his God

He who purposely cheats his friend, would cheat his God