Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!

Quote by Russ Meneve

Topics: Funny Quotes, Valentines Day Quotes

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

'True Life: I Have A Hot Mom' is easily my favorite True Life.

'True Life: I Have A Hot Mom' is easily my favorite True Life.

Now the peak of summer's past, the sky is overcast And the love we swore...

Now the peak of summer's past, the sky is overcast And the love we swore...

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.

The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.

The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are...

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are...

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job...

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job...

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said...

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said...

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and...

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and...

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love...

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love...

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.

Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by...

Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by...

Old age is a shipwreck.

Old age is a shipwreck.

People change and forget to tell each other.

People change and forget to tell each other.

The awkward moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one...

The awkward moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one...

Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.