Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!
Quote by Russ Meneve
Valentines Day Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...
Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one....
One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's...
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going...
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way...
Common sense is merely the deposit of prejudice laid down in the human mind before...
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...
If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.
The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
King David and King Solomon Led merry, merry lives, With many, many lady friends And...
An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.
Love is the heart of the soul.
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably...
I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I...