The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.

Quote by Jerome K Jerome

Topics: Funny Quotes, Government Quotes

If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the...

If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the...

But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and...

But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and...

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them...

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them...

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No; if it were...

It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No; if it were...

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a...

Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a...

Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear.

Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear.

It is always good policy to tell the truth unless of course you are an...

It is always good policy to tell the truth unless of course you are an...

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are...

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are...

One we discover how to appreciate the timeless values in our daily experiences, we can...

One we discover how to appreciate the timeless values in our daily experiences, we can...

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow...

We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow...

It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each...

It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each...

It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without...

It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without...