It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.

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There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of...

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show...

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show...

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Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for...

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People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete...

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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these...

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USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every...

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No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him...

The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were...

The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were...

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Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like...

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Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic...

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...

Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages....

Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages....

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself

They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next...

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next...