It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

You can't think and hit at the same time

You can't think and hit at the same time

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

How can you think and hit at the same time?

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.