When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
Quote by Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra Quotes
The future ain't what it used to be.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...
Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...
Touch my food and suffer the consequences.
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'
You cant fight in here, this is the War Room!