You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

It gets late early out there.

It gets late early out there.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

I never said most of the things I said.

I never said most of the things I said.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Free the child's potential, and you will transform him into the world.

Free the child's potential, and you will transform him into the world.

Three brothers, three fortresses

Three brothers, three fortresses