You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

You can't think and hit at the same time

You can't think and hit at the same time

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Never answer an anonymous letter

Never answer an anonymous letter

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.