You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

It gets late early out there.

It gets late early out there.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.