Im rich bitch!

Quote by Dave Chappelle

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I'm Rick James, bitch.

I'm Rick James, bitch.

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!

Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Get out of here cracky.

Get out of here cracky.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...