I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.

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I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

I just feed off the energy of the audience.

I just feed off the energy of the audience.

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I...

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I...

Drugs scared me.

Drugs scared me.

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that...

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that...

I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want,...

I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want,...

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to...

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to...

Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.

Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

You write about what you know.

You write about what you know.

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but...

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but...

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man...

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man...

I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network...

I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network...

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.