One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to come to clean out my apartment and find that porno wing I've been adding on to for years.

Quote by Bill Hicks

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People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest?...

People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest?...

Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in...

Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go...

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their...

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase...

We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase...

I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated...

I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

From age to age, nothing changes, and yet everything ..... is completely different.

From age to age, nothing changes, and yet everything ..... is completely different.

I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old...

I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old...

You live in the age of interdependence. Borders don't count for much or stop much,...

You live in the age of interdependence. Borders don't count for much or stop much,...

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.