I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

Quote by Jimmy Fallon

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If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New...

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New...

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of...

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of...

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses...

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses...

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that...

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that...

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the...

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the...

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the...

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the...

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.