If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

Quote by Jimmy Fallon

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Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

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You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

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They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

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My cancer scare changed my life. I'm grateful for every new, healthy day I have....