When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

Quote by Jimmy Fallon

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I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses...

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses...

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the...

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the...

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1...

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1...

Breast cancer is not just a disease that strikes at women. It strikes at the...

Breast cancer is not just a disease that strikes at women. It strikes at the...

Breast cancer deaths in America have been declining for more than a decade. Much of...

Breast cancer deaths in America have been declining for more than a decade. Much of...

But when I first got cancer, after the initial shock and the fear and paranoia...

But when I first got cancer, after the initial shock and the fear and paranoia...