When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's...

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's...

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the...

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the...

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the...

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the...

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses...

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses...

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New...

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1...

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1...

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.