When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

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I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the...

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the...

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1...

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1...

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New...

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New...

They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the...

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the...

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses...

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that...

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that...