We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.

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I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New...

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New...

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's...

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's...

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the...

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the...

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that...

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that...

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.