I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

Quote by Jimmy Fallon

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I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's...

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's...

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that...

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that...

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the...

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the...

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.