I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

Quote by Jimmy Fallon

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I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of...

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of...

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the...

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the...

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1...

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's...

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's...

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the...

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the...

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...