Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

Quote by Jimmy Fallon

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I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's...

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's...

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of...

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of...

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New...

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New...

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the...

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the...

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...