In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

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The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the...

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the...

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that...

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that...

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses...

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1...

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1...

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of...

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of...

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.