In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

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I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses...

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses...

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of...

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1...

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1...

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New...

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New...

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360...

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that...

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that...

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the...

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the...