Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.

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Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...

What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite

What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon...

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon...

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...

And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer

And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?...

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?...

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys....

Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys....

Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple...

Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple...

That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite

That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite

Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. -Lyle

Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. -Lyle

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon...

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon...

Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro

Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro

You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept...

You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept...

Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite

Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you....

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you....

Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in...

Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in...

I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb

I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb

I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite

I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite