Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.

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Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon...

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon...

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite

That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite

I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb

I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb

Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!

Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....

Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you...

Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you...

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...

Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite

Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite

Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro

Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it...

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it...

And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer

And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...

Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in...

Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in...

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?...

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?...

They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is...

They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is...

Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite

Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?......

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?......

Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple...

Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple...

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make...

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make...