Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.

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And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer

And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer

They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is...

They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is...

Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you...

Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you...

Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!

Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...

Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys....

Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys....

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...

Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple...

Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple...

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?...

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?...

I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite

I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite

Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in...

Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in...

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....

That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite

That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows...

Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows...

LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's...

LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's...

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon...

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon...

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you....

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you....

What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite

What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make...

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make...

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?......

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?......