“I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.Quote by Dave BarryTopics: Quotes about Dave BarryShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.#Scientists
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...#Funny, #Internet, #Television
The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from...#Constitution, #Government
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for...#Dave Barry