I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.

Quote by Dave Barry

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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not...

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not...

We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain...

We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain...

All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of...

All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of...

The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish...

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish...

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from...

The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from...

The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place...

The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place...

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely...

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely...

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around...

I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around...

We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who...

We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I think I swallowed a bug!

I think I swallowed a bug!

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

The fountain of information lies at your fingertips and is accessible anywhere at anytime and...

The fountain of information lies at your fingertips and is accessible anywhere at anytime and...

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...