Grammar is not a time of waste

Quote by Nancy Cartwright

Topics: Grammar Quotes

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...

Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't

Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...

Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but...

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but...

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those...

And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those...

The ultimate test of whether you posses a sense of humor is your reaction when...

The ultimate test of whether you posses a sense of humor is your reaction when...

Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out...

Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out...

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that...

If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that...

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five...

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five...