Grammar is not a time of waste
Quote by Nancy Cartwright
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but...
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...