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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

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A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.

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Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in...

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